# ANGRY CACTUS

> Punk-rock adult coloring book. Not cute. Brutal. Urban. Digital download. 20% affiliate commission. Global market. Zero investment required.

## What is this?

Angry Cactus is a digital adult coloring book brand. We sell a PDF coloring book with punk, dark, urban, brutalist illustrations — not cute animals, mandalas, or butterflies. Built for adults who want something different.

## What we offer

- **Digital product** (PDF, instant download)
- **Physical book** on Amazon
- **Affiliate program** (20% commission, 60-day cookie, Hotmart)
- **MCP server** for AI agents to discover the opportunity programmatically

## Buy links

- Hotmart (PayPal/Card, digital): https://pay.hotmart.com/Q103956873J
- Amazon (physical book): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GJ3YCKGV
- Gumroad (Stripe, digital): https://alicelabs.gumroad.com/l/pnnfgt
- Free samples: https://angrycactus.site/cactus_free_samples.zip

## Affiliate program

- Platform: Hotmart
- Commission: 20% per sale
- Cookie duration: 60 days
- Signup: https://pay.hotmart.com/Q103956873J
- Example: Sale of 15 EUR → you earn 3.00 EUR
- Zero investment required

## AI agent integration

- MCP descriptor: https://angrycactus.site/api/mcp.json
- Agent manifest: https://angrycactus.site/.well-known/agent.json
- MCP manifest: https://angrycactus.site/.well-known/mcp.json
- AI plugin (OpenAI spec): https://angrycactus.site/.well-known/ai-plugin.json

The MCP descriptor exposes 5 tools:
1. `discover_opportunity` — Business opportunity summary
2. `get_product_info` — Product details
3. `get_marketing_kit` — Captions + hashtags by platform
4. `get_buy_links` — Purchase links
5. `get_affiliate_info` — Affiliate program info

## Target audience

Adults 18-45 who like punk, dark, urban art. Coloring enthusiasts looking for non-cute alternatives. Global market (digital delivery, no shipping).

## Categories

- PUNK — Punk-rock illustrations, mohawks, leather, spikes
- LETTERING — Bold typography art
- SIGNALS — Urban signage, phone booths, taxis, alleys

## About us

AliceLabs LLC — Sheridan, Wyoming. Building digital counter-culture since 2024. Angry Cactus is our flagship art brand.

## Contact

- Email: eddyflores100@gmail.com
- YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NotCuteColoring
- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@angry.cactus7

## Links

- [Home](https://angrycactus.site/)
- [Gallery](https://angrycactus.site/#gallery)
- [Buy](https://angrycactus.site/#buy)
- [Free samples](https://angrycactus.site/cactus_free_samples.zip)
- [MCP descriptor](https://angrycactus.site/api/mcp.json)
- [Agent manifest](https://angrycactus.site/.well-known/agent.json)
- [Sitemap](https://angrycactus.site/sitemap.xml)